Famous Quotes / Earl Wilson
17 Quotations by Earl Wilson
- 1. A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
- 2. Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
- 3. For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
- 4. Gossip is hearing something you like about someone you don't.
- 5. Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
- 6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- 7. If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
- 8. Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
- 9. Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
- 10. Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
- 11. Nowadays people can be divided into three classes -- the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-f ...
- 12. Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
- 13. Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
- 14. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
- 15. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
- 16. This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt ...
- 17. Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think th ...