Famous Quotes / Clive James
15 Quotations by Clive James
- 1. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
- 2. All television ever did was shrink the demand for ordinary movies. The demand for extraordinary movi ...
- 3. Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.
- 4. Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts.
- 5. As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks.
- 6. As far as talent goes, Marilyn Monroe was so minimally gifted as to be almost unemployable, and anyo ...
- 7. Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i ...
- 8. Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
- 9. Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
- 10. In the Bob Hope Golf Classic, the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to rem ...
- 11. She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
- 12. Stop worrying -- nobody gets out of this world alive.
- 13. Stop worrying -- nobody gets out of this world alive.
- 14. The essence of a class system is not that the privileged are conscious of their privileges, but that ...
- 15. The literary critic, or the critic of any other specific form of artistic expression, may detach him ...