35 Quotations by Christopher Morley
- 1. A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
![A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
![A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves ...
![Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves .... Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Beware of the conversationalist who adds "in other words." He is merely starting afresh.
![Beware of the conversationalist who adds](/img/view.gif)
- 5. Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
![Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Dancing is a wonderful training for girls. It's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going ...
![Dancing is a wonderful training for girls. It's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going .... Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.
![Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.
![God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.
![Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
![High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really impor ...
![Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really impor .... Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. I had a million questions to ask God, but when I met Him, they all fled my mind -- and it didn't see ...
![I had a million questions to ask God, but when I met Him, they all fled my mind -- and it didn't see .... Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every tele ...
![If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every tele .... Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. If we discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephon ...
![If we discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephon .... Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
![In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
![Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
![Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to ...
![Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to .... Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.
![My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. New York, the nation's thyroid gland.
![New York, the nation's thyroid gland.. Christopher Morley.](/img/view.gif)
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