Famous Quotes / Chris Rock
8 Quotations by Chris Rock
- 1. Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts tha ...
- 2. Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of hi ...
- 3. Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1 ...
- 4. Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being ...
- 5. If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six ...
- 6. Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
- 7. Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher ...
- 8. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black gu ...