Famous Quotes / Bob Phillips
5 Quotations by Bob Phillips
- 1. Father: my boy, when you grow up i want you to be a gentleman. son: i don't want to be a gentleman, ...
- 2. Smith: i hate paying my tax bill. brown: you should pay up with a smile. smith: i've offered them a ...
- 3. Summer camp is educational. last year i learned how to say help underwater.
- 4. Why should you borrow money from a pessimist? because he never expects to get it back.
- 5. Wife: my husband thinks he's a tv antenna. doctor: i think i can cure him. wife: i don't want him cu ...