22 Quotations by Bob Hope
- 1. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

- 2. I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

- 3. I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.

- 4. I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

- 5. I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

- 6. I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, e ...

- 7. I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now -- a punchy ex-pug.

- 8. I'll tell ya how to stay young: hang around with older people.

- 9. If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

- 10. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

- 11. Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

- 12. Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

- 13. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

- 14. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

- 15. My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till ...

- 16. People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- 17. The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage

- 18. The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

- 19. The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]
![The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]. Bob Hope.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions - ...

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