Famous Quotes / Billy Connolly
8 Quotations by Billy Connolly
- 1. A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
- 2. Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
- 3. Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.
- 4. I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it w ...
- 5. I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some peop ...
- 6. I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life ...
- 7. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
- 8. The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterw ...