21 Quotations by Bill Maher
- 1. A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scr ...
- 2. A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon ...
- 3. Apparently Bob Dole's new election strategy is to find a Republican policy so stupid, even Clinton w ...
- 4. Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They ...
- 5. Everything that used to be a sin, is now a disease.
- 6. George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every boo ...
- 7. I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and havi ...
- 8. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurologic ...
- 9. Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to ...
- 10. Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, t ...
- 11. Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Amer ...
- 12. President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite l ...
- 13. The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
- 14. The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in ...
- 15. The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a high ...
- 16. They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people i ...
- 17. Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, ...
- 18. This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were grante ...
- 19. This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for th ...
- 20. We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops ...
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