Famous Quotes / Benny Hill
4 Quotations by Benny Hill
- 1. Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
- 2. Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
- 3. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
- 4. The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million ...