Famous Quotes / Art Buchwald
11 Quotations by Art Buchwald
- 1. A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and e ...
- 2. Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder ...
- 3. Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
- 4. I worship the quicksand he walks in
- 5. If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
- 6. Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, ...
- 7. People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a ...
- 8. Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
- 9. The best things in life aren't things.
- 10. Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
- 11. You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.