23 Quotations by Anon.
- 1. A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.

- 2. Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

- 3. BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will n ...

- 4. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

- 5. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.

- 6. Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.

- 7. If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?

- 8. If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduc ...

- 9. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

- 10. Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.

- 11. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

- 12. Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.

- 13. Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what ...

- 14. Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

- 15. Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - ...

- 16. The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb ...

- 17. The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

- 18. The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales m ...

- 19. To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to ...

- 20. Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

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