Famous Quotes
556 Quotations with Twain.
- 501. Mark Twain: It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flog ...
- 502. Mark Twain: It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
- 503. Mark Twain: Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can ha ...
- 504. Mark Twain: Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out bloss ...
- 505. Mark Twain: Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman r ...
- 506. Mark Twain: Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
- 507. Mark Twain: Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, pok ...
- 508. Mark Twain: No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
- 509. Mark Twain: Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she l ...
- 510. Mark Twain: Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintanc ...
- 511. Mark Twain: Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democr ...
- 512. Mark Twain: Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food ...
- 513. Mark Twain: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; person ...
- 514. Mark Twain: Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
- 515. Mark Twain: Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repe ...
- 516. Mark Twain: The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word ...
- 517. Mark Twain: The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepar ...
- 518. Mark Twain: The kingly office is entitled to no respect. It was originally procured by the h ...
- 519. Mark Twain: The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
- 520. Mark Twain: The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will alw ...