556 Quotations with Twain.
- 221. Mark Twain: Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must ...

- 222. Mark Twain: I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct -- nobody is that. Doubtless ...

- 223. Mark Twain: I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am appr ...

- 224. Mark Twain: I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never hap ...

- 225. Mark Twain: I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position ...

- 226. Mark Twain: I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in t ...

- 227. Mark Twain: I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I ...

- 228. Mark Twain: I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be re ...

- 229. Mark Twain: I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than ...

- 230. Mark Twain: I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.

- 231. Mark Twain: I do not like work, even when someone else does it.

- 232. Mark Twain: I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, excep ...

- 233. Mark Twain: I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends i ...

- 234. Mark Twain: I find that principles have no real force except when one is well fed.

- 235. Mark Twain: I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He cou ...

- 236. Mark Twain: I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel ...

- 237. Mark Twain: I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like peop ...

- 238. Mark Twain: I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

- 239. Mark Twain: I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.

- 240. Mark Twain: I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with th ...

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