86 Quotations with Professor.
- 1. An English Professor: I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has print ...

- 2. Professor Irwin Corey: If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

- 3. Joyce Carol Oates: If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull ...

- 4. Ambrose Bierce: CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance -- ...

- 5. Ambrose Bierce: DAMN, v. A word formerly much used by the Paphlagonians, the meaning of which is ...

- 6. Ambrose Bierce: GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good r ...

- 7. Ambrose Bierce: HEART, n. An automatic, muscular blood-pump. Figuratively, this useful organ is ...

- 8. Ambrose Bierce: HEAT, n.
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- 9. Ambrose Bierce: HEATHEN, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he ...

- 10. Ambrose Bierce: INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unl ...

- 11. Ambrose Bierce: IN'ARDS, n. The stomach, heart, soul and other bowels. Many eminent investigator ...

- 12. Ambrose Bierce: LL.D. Letters indicating the degree _Legumptionorum Doctor_, one learned in laws ...

- 13. Ambrose Bierce: LUNARIAN, n. An inhabitant of the moon, as distinguished from Lunatic, one whom ...

- 14. Ambrose Bierce: POPULIST, n. A fossil patriot of the early agricultural period, found in the old ...

- 15. Ambrose Bierce: PYRRHONISM, n. An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an ...

- 16. Simone Weil: Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who whe ...

- 17. Professor Scott Elledge: It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

- 18. Professor Irwin Corey: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose intere ...

- 19. Professor Edsger Dijkstra: The fathers of the field had been pretty confusing: John von Neumann speculated ...

- 20. Professor Edsger Dijkstra: It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that ha ...

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