62 Quotations with Funeral.
- 1. Mark Twain: I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of ...
- 2. P. J. O'Rourke: The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a ...
- 3. Ambrose Bierce: ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays ...
- 4. Ambrose Bierce: FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching th ...
- 5. Ambrose Bierce: HANDKERCHIEF, n. A small square of silk or linen, used in various ignoble office ...
- 6. Ambrose Bierce: LAUREATE, adj. Crowned with leaves of the laurel. In England the Poet Laureate i ...
- 7. Ambrose Bierce: PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
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- 8. Ambrose Bierce: REFUGE, n. Anything assuring protection to one in peril. Moses and Joshua provid ...
- 9. Voltaire: Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they d ...
- 10. Kehlog Albran: Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
- 11. Michael Pritchard: No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of ...
- 12. Yogi Berra: Go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours.
- 13. Emma Thompson: I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult thin ...
- 14. Albert Camus: In our society, any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be ...
- 15. Author Unknown: A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals.
- 16. Irvin S. Cobb: A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence ...
- 17. Ambrose Bierce: A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching t ...
- 18. Edward M. Forster: A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All th ...
- 19. John Berger: A man's death makes everything certain about him. Of course, secrets may die wit ...
- 20. Yogi Berra: Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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