12 Quotations with Elephants.
- 1. Ambrose Bierce: CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, ...

- 2. Ambrose Bierce: FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
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- 3. Gene Spafford: Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficul ...

- 4. Julian the Apostate: The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race think its ...

- 5. Unknown: When elephants fight, only the grass gets hurt.

- 6. Georg C. Lichtenberg: Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no dif ...

- 7. Noel Coward: I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

- 8. James Thurber: If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst c ...

- 9. Author Unknown: Trivial things do matter...more people are killed each year by the bite of mosqu ...

- 10. James Caan: I had my first puff on a joint when I was twenty-four and a half, and I was petr ...

- 11. Lindsey Graham: Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that ma ...

- 12. William F. Buckley, Jr.: Though one should be prepared to vomit rather frequently and disport with pink e ...

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