1119 Quotations with Bierce.
- 921. Ambrose Bierce: Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins ou ...

- 922. Ambrose Bierce: Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ...

- 923. Ambrose Bierce: Christian, n. One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not in ...

- 924. Ambrose Bierce: The covers of this book are too far apart.

- 925. Ambrose Bierce: Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

- 926. Ambrose Bierce: Lawyer, n. One skilled in the circumvention of the law.

- 927. Ambrose Bierce: Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American eagle, it observ ...

- 928. Ambrose Bierce: Interpreter: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand ea ...

- 929. Ambrose Bierce: Lawsuit n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

- 930. Ambrose Bierce: Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempes ...

- 931. Ambrose Bierce: Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without indi ...

- 932. Ambrose Bierce: Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

- 933. Ambrose Bierce: Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.

- 934. Ambrose Bierce: The ocean is a body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man ...

- 935. Ambrose Bierce: Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may l ...

- 936. Ambrose Bierce: Love, n - A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

- 937. Ambrose Bierce: Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth ...

- 938. Ambrose Bierce: Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religio ...

- 939. Ambrose Bierce: There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't kno ...

- 940. Ambrose Bierce: Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.

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