43 Quotations by Terry Pratchett
- 21. Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the st ...

- 22. One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than ...

- 23. Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

- 24. Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.

- 25. Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle made of teeth. It was th ...

- 26. Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo ...

- 27. Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't neede ...

- 28. Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ...

- 29. Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

- 30. Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...

- 31. That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I ...

- 32. The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then ...

- 33. The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

- 34. The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and tryi ...

- 35. The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

- 36. There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented w ...

- 37. They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance ...

- 38. This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

- 39. Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".

- 40. What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in her ...

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