Famous Quotes / Robert Orben
22 Quotations by Robert Orben
- 1. A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed ...
- 2. Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
- 3. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not the ...
- 4. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not ...
- 5. Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes ...
- 6. I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
- 7. I want to thank and pay tribute to all of our volunteers -- those dedicated people who believe in al ...
- 8. If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-rel ...
- 9. Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
- 10. Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
- 11. Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards ...
- 12. More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto ...
- 13. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
- 14. Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
- 15. Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- 16. Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
- 17. Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Som ...
- 18. There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put ...
- 19. To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- 20. To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.