We had this bidet in the bathroom full of cuddly toys, god knows why. It was quite terrifying sometimes when there was no bog paper and you're sitting there with this real moral dilemma: do I or do I not wipe my arse with a teddy bear? - Rhys Ifans

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Rhys Ifans: "We had this bidet in the bathroom full of cuddly toys, god knows why. It was quite terrifying sometimes when there was no bog paper and you're sitting there with this real moral dilemma: do I or do I not wipe my arse with a teddy bear?"

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Arse	Bathroom	Bear	Bidet
Cuddly	Dilemma	Full	Knows
Moral	Paper	Quite	Real
Sitting	Sometimes	Teddy	Terrifying
Toys	Wipe	Youre

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