541 Quotations by Mark Twain
- 341. Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off ...
- 342. Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off ...
- 343. She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She ...
- 344. She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She ...
- 345. So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India t ...
- 346. Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Traini ...
- 347. Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.
- 348. Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of humanity.
- 349. Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would ...
- 350. Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would ...
- 351. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. ...
- 352. Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat ...
- 353. Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
- 354. Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.
- 355. Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.
- 356. That's what an army is -- a mob; they don't fight with courage that's born in them, but with courage ...
- 357. The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree ...
- 358. The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. [On Lohengrin]
- 359. The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee is fluid poverty.
- 360. The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
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