This is the biggest dysfunctional family I've ever seen. The turkey is burned up, the family is drunk, and several uncles are having a fistfight in the backyard. - Gorden Allen

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Gorden Allen: "This is the biggest dysfunctional family I've ever seen. The turkey is burned up, the family is drunk, and several uncles are having a fistfight in the backyard."

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Backyard	Biggest	Burned	Drunk
Dysfunctional	Family	Fistfight	Having
Several	Turkey	Uncles

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