Famous Quotes / Fred Allen
41 Quotations by Fred Allen
- 1. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to ...
- 2. A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide t ...
- 3. A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
- 4. A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk ...
- 5. A vice president in an advertising agency is a molehill man who has until 5 PM to make a molehill in ...
- 6. Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
- 7. An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
- 8. An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.
- 9. Batten, Barton, Durstine and Osborne - sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs.
- 10. California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
- 11. California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
- 12. Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be ...
- 13. Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be ...
- 14. Do we really deserve top billing?
- 15. During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoyin ...
- 16. Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
- 17. Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
- 18. Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
- 19. I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a f ...
- 20. I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.