28 Quotations by Fred A. Allen
- 1. A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark g ...
- 2. A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and ...
- 3. A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothin ...
- 4. A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
- 5. A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk ...
- 6. All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
- 7. An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
- 8. An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
- 9. He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
- 10. Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
- 11. Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
- 12. I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and -- I can't remember what the third ...
- 13. I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
- 14. I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
- 15. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- 16. Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
- 17. It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive allianc ...
- 18. Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six stran ...
- 19. Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday an ...
- 20. Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and a ...
Fred A. Allen Quotes by Power Quotations
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