Famous Quotes / Frank Dane
21 Quotations by Frank Dane
- 1. A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
- 2. A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
- 3. A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
- 4. A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable ...
- 5. Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
- 6. Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
- 7. Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
- 8. Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set t ...
- 9. In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
- 10. It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
- 11. Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
- 12. Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as ...
- 13. Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
- 14. Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
- 15. Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.
- 16. Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
- 17. The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
- 18. The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements."
- 19. The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
- 20. Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.