70 Quotations by Dorothy Parker
- 21. I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

- 22. i like to have a martini,
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- 23. I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - ...

- 24. I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

- 25. I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.

- 26. I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Concepti ...

- 27. I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. ...

- 28. If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.

- 29. If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

- 30. If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised.

- 31. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

- 32. If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it' ...

- 33. It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.

- 34. Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts a ...

- 35. Men seldom make passes
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- 36. Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses

- 37. Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

- 38. My land is bare of chattering folk;
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- 39. Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
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- 40. One more drink and I'll be under the host.

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