Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live. - Dorothy Parker

Famous Quotes / Dorothy Parker

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Dorothy Parker: "Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live."

Dorothy Parker's Quotations

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Acids	Arent	Awful	Cause
Cramp	Damp	Drugs	Give
Guns	Lawful	Live	Might
Nooses	Pain	Razors	Rivers
Smells	Stain

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