Famous Quotes / David Letterman
34 Quotations by David Letterman
- 1. A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For ex ...
- 2. And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that ...
- 3. Aren't used to rat-free outfield
- 4. Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, Thank God this guy doesn't ...
- 5. Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's a ...
- 6. Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 ho ...
- 7. Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
- 8. Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now ...
- 9. Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- 10. Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!
- 11. He's a ruthless dictator but he also thinks he's a playwright. Saddam wrote a play called 'Zabiba an ...
- 12. Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
- 13. Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, eve ...
- 14. I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
- 15. I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
- 16. New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a ...
- 17. Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
- 18. Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't cal ...
- 19. Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't cal ...
- 20. Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from ...