Famous Quotes / Author Unknown
Author Unknown: "A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate, who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away."
| Away | Baseball | Better | Feet |
| Five | Home | Plate | Sitting |
| Spectator | Standing | Umpire |
| Away | Baseball | Better | Feet |
| Five | Home | Plate | Sitting |
| Spectator | Standing | Umpire |