154 Quotations by Anonymous
- 61. Good example is half a sermon.

- 62. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

- 63. Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.

- 64. Habits are first cobwebs, then cables.

- 65. Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's picture on the back of a milk carton.

- 66. He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.

- 67. He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

- 68. I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

- 69. I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween

- 70. I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to end the suffering of othe ...

- 71. I'm out of the loop, and that's the way I like it.

- 72. If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, how will the Environmentalists re ...

- 73. If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.

- 74. If for a tranquil mind you seek,
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- 75. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

- 76. If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!

- 77. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

- 78. If you can read this, thank a teacher.

- 79. If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.

- 80. If you enjoy the fruit, pluck not the flower.

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