Famous Quotes / Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce: "PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience."
| Audience | Impenitent | Keys | Machine |
| Operated | Parlor | Piano | Pressing |
| Spirits | Subduing | Utensil | Visitor |