7 Cowboy Proverbs
- 1. Always drink upstream from the herd.
- 2. Don't squat with your spurs on.
- 3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
- 4. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
- 5. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
- 6. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
- 7. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.