Famous Quotes
3884 Quotations with Even.
- 21. Lily Tomlin: The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- 22. Woody Allen: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with a ...
- 23. Wolfgang Pauli: This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
- 24. Steven Wright: You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- 25. Dan Quayle: We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- 26. Anonymous: Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. La ...
- 27. Sam Levenson: The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a ...
- 28. Dean Martin: If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
- 29. Solomon Short: Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a clic ...
- 30. Clarence Darrow: Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to ...
- 31. Ralph Waldo Emerson: The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
- 32. Nikita Khrushchev: Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where the ...
- 33. Groucho Marx: I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- 34. Ed Meese: You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
- 35. Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said ...
- 36. Steven Wright: Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
- 37. Steven Wright: What's another word for Thesaurus?
- 38. Steven Pearl: I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
- 39. Marie Ebner von Eschenbach: We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
- 40. Steven Wright: It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temper ...