Special Dictionary / Quotations / Woody Allen
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127 Quotations of Woody Allen.
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A 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her ...2.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she s ...3.
A relationship is like a shark - it has to keep moving forward or it dies. Well, ...4.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move fo ...5.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to ...6.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in ...7.
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturda ...8.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday ...9.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were ad ...10.
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a goo ...11.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a p ...12.
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I ...13.
Eighty percent of success is showing ...14.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed f ...15.
Eternity is a long time, especially towards the ...16.
Eternity is very long, especially towards the ...17.
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided ...18.
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place ...19.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone ...20.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral ...| Next Page >> |
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