Famous Quotes / Kin Hubbard
77 Quotations by Kin Hubbard
- 61. The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
- 62. The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
- 63. The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
- 64. The height of ability consists in a thorough knowledge of the real value of things, and of the geniu ...
- 65. The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
- 66. The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
- 67. The world gets better every day -- then worse again in the evening.
- 68. There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get toge ...
- 69. There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
- 70. Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
- 71. We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
- 72. When a fellow says, It ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
- 73. When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
- 74. When someone says, 'It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing', it's the money.
- 75. When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more ...
- 76. Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstr ...
- 77. You won't skid if you stay in a rut.