Famous Quotes / Kin Hubbard
77 Quotations by Kin Hubbard
- 41. Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
- 42. My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
- 43. Never get married while you're going to college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer ...
- 44. Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- 45. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- 46. Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
- 47. Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
- 48. Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
- 49. Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
- 50. Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
- 51. Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
- 52. One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
- 53. One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse ...
- 54. Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
- 55. Politics makes strange postmasters.
- 56. Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
- 57. Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
- 58. Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
- 59. Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
- 60. The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.