105 Quotations by Dave Barry
- 81. The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i ...
- 82. The reason it's called Grape Nuts is that it contains dextrose, which is also sometimes called grape ...
- 83. The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
- 84. The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.
- 85. The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
- 86. There are two distinctive classes of people today; those who have personal computers, and those who ...
- 87. There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.
- 88. Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula ...
- 89. To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
- 90. To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you ca ...
- 91. UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 ton ...
- 92. USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.'
- 93. We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y ...
- 94. We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i ...
- 95. We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi ...
- 96. We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not ...
- 97. What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge ha ...
- 98. What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
- 99. What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be ...
- 100. What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be ...
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