Famous Quotes / Dave Barry
105 Quotations by Dave Barry
- 101. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the ...
- 102. You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- 103. You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a c ...
- 104. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight s ...
- 105. Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re ...