Famous Quotes / Wilson Mizner
27 Quotations by Wilson Mizner
- 21. The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
- 22. The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
- 23. The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
- 24. The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
- 25. There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
- 26. Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
- 27. To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.