Wilson Mizner

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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what ...

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A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his sus ...

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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to kno ...

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Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on t ...

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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your wa ...

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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's res ...

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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you ...

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God help those who do not help themsel ...

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Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Ca ...

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I can usually judge a fellow by what he laugh ...

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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to bel ...

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I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a ...

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and educ ...

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If you count all your assets you always show a pr ...

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If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's ...

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Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the h ...

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Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the h ...

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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it ...

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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corn ...

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Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor - una ...

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