166 Quotations by Will Rogers
A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you ...
A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i ...
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
All I know is just what I read in the papers.
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of not ...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate a ...
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can sa ...
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
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