Special Dictionary / Quotations / W.C. Fields
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18 Quotations of W.C. Fields.
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'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank he ...2.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating ...3.
Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever ...4.
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform ...5.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on ...6.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also k ...7.
I like children. If they're properly coo ...8.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also k ...9.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote aga ...10.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equ ...11.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give it up. There's no use i ...12.
It's easy to quit drinking. I 've done it a thousand ...13.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid t ...14.
My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid t ...15.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food a ...16.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a life one to swim ...17.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over ...18.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail ...