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39 Quotations of W. C. Fields.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with m ...2.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating ...3.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always car ...4.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on ...5.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also ke ...6.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equ ...7.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equ ...8.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also k ...9.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-fo ...10.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts ...11.
I never met a kid I lik ...12.
I never vote for anyone. I always vote aga ...13.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote aga ...14.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a S ...15.
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own m ...16.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in be ...17.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a sa ...18.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank he ...19.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his m ...20.
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was cl ...| Next Page >> |
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