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39 Quotations of W. C. Fields.
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My heart is a bargain today. Will you tak ...22.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid t ...23.
Never give a sucker an even bre ...24.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food a ...25.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim ...26.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several ...27.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress ...28.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lu ...29.
Somebody left the cork out of my lu ...30.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over ...31.
Start off every day with a smile and get it over ...32.
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over ...33.
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over ...34.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a q ...35.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of ...36.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail ...37.
W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbe ...38.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked ...39.
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