Special Dictionary / Quotations / Tom Lehrer

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14 Quotations of Tom Lehrer.

1. Bad weather always looks worse through a wi ...

2. I feel that if a person has problems communicating, the very least he can do is ...

3. I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people ...

4. I wish people who have trouble communicating would just sh ...

5. If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up a ...

6. In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't ...

7. It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for t ...

8. It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead ...

9. Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you p ...

10. Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put ...

11. Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put ...

12. On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put ...

13. The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only ...

14. There used to be certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now, you can ...