14 Quotations by Tom Lehrer
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
I feel that if a person has problems communicating, the very least he can do is to shut up.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about ...
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit dis ...
There used to be certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now, you can say them, but you c ...
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