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43 Quotations of Terry Pratchett.
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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes ...2.
[The pamphlet was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing for ...3.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how t ...4.
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only t ...5.
Always be aware of any helpful item that weighs less than it's operating ...6.
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken gl ...7.
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitabl ...8.
Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't exp ...9.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be ...10.
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate ...11.
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm f ...12.
Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time ...13.
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake ...14.
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to ...15.
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there' ...16.
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty b ...17.
It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contrad ...18.
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is ...19.
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think th ...20.
No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to d ...| Next Page >> |
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