Famous Quotes / Ralph G. Martin
Ralph G. Martin: "Handshaking is friendly until your hands bleed. Confetti looks festive until you're forced to spit out mouthfuls hurled directly into your face. Applause is wonderful until you can hardly hear yourself speak. A crush of screaming women is flattering until they tear your clothes."
| Applause | Bleed | Clothes | Confetti |
| Crush | Directly | Face | Festive |
| Flattering | Forced | Friendly | Hands |
| Handshaking | Hardly | Hear | Hurled |
| Into | Looks | Mouthfuls | Screaming |
| Speak | Spit | Tear | Until |
| Women | Wonderful | Your | Youre |
| Yourself |