Special Dictionary / Quotations / P. J. O'Rourke
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65 Quotations of P. J. O'Rourke.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of you ...2.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool tru ...3.
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then yo ...4.
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to ...5.
After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to ...6.
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissiv ...7.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middl ...8.
Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All throug ...9.
Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where ...10.
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty ...11.
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when ...12.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric ...13.
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemp ...14.
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the ...15.
Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believ ...16.
Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastro ...17.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like wha ...18.
France is like a great compass, which ever way they point to, go the complete op ...19.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teen ...20.
Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of g ...| Next Page >> |
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