62 Quotations by Ogden Nash
- 1. A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- 2. A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the co ...
- 3. A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle ...
- 4. An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no ...
- 5. And one of his partners asked "Has he vertigo?" and the other glanced out and down and said "Oh no, ...
- 6. Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return ...
- 7. Candy
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- 8. Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -
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- 9. Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
- 10. Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- 11. Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
- 12. Family: A unit composed not only of children, but of men, women, an occasional animal and the common ...
- 13. Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell ...
- 14. Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
- 15. He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
- 16. Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's ...
- 17. How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
- 18. I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so ...
- 19. I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that t ...
- 20. I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
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