541 Quotations of Mark Twain.
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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't ...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wan ...
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A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to ...
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants ...
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A crank is someone with a new idea -- until it catch ...
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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a v ...
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A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immor ...
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A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a ste ...
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A historian who would convey the truth must lie. Often he must enlarge the truth ...
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A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, ma ...
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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than h ...
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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly appla ...
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A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put ...
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on it ...
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A man can seldom -- very, very, seldom -- fight a winning fight against his trai ...
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own appr ...
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A man cannot be made comfortable without his own app ...
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself ...
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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by ...
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no ot ...
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